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Now you can literally give a shit, or two, with these bad-ass, high-quality, "tokens" of appreciation!

Nothing says you give two shits like a couple steamy piles of corn-riddled shit and a dog pressing out some hot natural self-serve.

Whiny friends, bosses, co-workers, drunken strangers, significant others... No one is safe! If a picture is worth 1,000 words, these coins are surely worth Two Shits.

• 10 Copper Colored Coins
• 1.073 Inches in Diameter (Slightly larger than a U.S. Quarter)
• 14 Gauge in Depth (As thick as a U.S. Nickel)
• Inscribed "ANUS PLUMPSUM"
• FREE Shipping and Tracking for U.S. orders (Only $8.99 for International shipping)
• 100% Made in the USA